The art of thinking...

The art of thinking...

Tuesday, June 23, 2020

Life during the time of Coronavirus - A personal perspective

So, how has this time of Coronavirus affected me personally?

As I write, CR is loosening restrictions more & more, that most people think that we're 'getting back to normal'. However, I'm not sure what normal means yet, as there still might be repercussions - we will see. But as I look back at this time, some things stand out...

Spring 

We enjoyed the most amazing spring in CR! It has been probably the best that I have experienced since we moved here in 2001, but the fact that I could personally enjoy it was even more special! I love spring - it really is my favourite season. Normally, because of the demands of my job, I wouldn't have been able to enjoy it as much as I have done, but I adapted a routine where I would work mornings & evenings & keep the afternoon free, in order to take advantage of the wonderful weather, and all that goes with it. As a keen birdwatcher (twitcher!) it was fabulous! I was able to enjoy walks & some cycling trips (I've cycled twice as much as I have done in the past by this stage of the year!), and fitted in some birding with that. It really was a delight to see spring develop & unfold like a symphony - I could savour each movement.

It was a change of lifestyle that suited me. I was even able to take advantage of having a regular siesta after a busy morning! (Surely my favourite Spanish word - a great idea!) I found it refreshed me, and then having shifted some endorphins around after a good 20-30 km bike ride, I had the energy to continue working later on.
Spring was surely the greatest gift which the Coronavirus restrictions gave me 😊


The land of Zoom & FB chats
Of course, one of the main negatives was not being able to see friends & family face-to-face. We usually have a family get together, each 6 months, and the last one was due in Prague in March, but this was cancelled. So, we 'zoomed' a few times. I did Facebook chats with students, individually, and then groups, and when the groups were too big, then I moved them to Zoom.
I also enjoyed a couple of cyber-beer-chats with friends.
We even had our church meetings on Zoom, which was awkward to begin with - and some continued to struggle with it. It wasn't as good as face-to-face, but it was certainly better than nothing, and we had to learn how to get the best out of this medium. I'm glad it's over now, though we still continue to pray on Zoom each week.
However, I did start to get 'zoomed out', and became nauseous at the sight of a computer screen. I really missed the face-to-face, live interaction with students & friends.


Travel plans
Initially, a big disappointment for us was cancelling our travel plans. After losing ISLI, it was gutting to know we wouldn't be able to go to the Scottish highlands in July - we knew this back in March. It was something we were both really looking forward to, and we'd had our Airbnb booked & flights etc...but, it's not the end of the world πŸ˜‰


However, our Plan B - the High Tatras in Slovakia - one of our favourite hiking/stomping grounds, is now open, and we'll be going there in early July. Bit by bit, the borders around CR have opened up in an effort to get the economy flowing again - are we being too hasty? Again, we shall see. We're expecting the Tatras to be very busy, but we know the area so well that we've been able to line up some hikes where we don't think there will be many tourists πŸ˜‰



The bigger picture
This has been a very unique & unusual time - we can only guess how significant it will be in the future. I think it's been a wake up call - for people to think about what's really important in life, to challenge some of the values, and dare I say, even idols that we have created for ourselves. Shopping, sports, entertainment, travel - just to name a few - it leaves us with the question: What does my life consist of?

One of the biggest dangers, I think, is that many people will just try to 'get back to normal', or 'move on to the next thing' - but I think it's important before we do any of that to at least reflect on the experiences we've gained from this time, and to reevaluate & perhaps reassess what our life is about. Do we have a bigger picture - or do we still have a narrow field of vision?


Tuesday, May 26, 2020

Life during the time of Coronavirus - A teacher's viewpoint

ISLI had been cancelled on 26th February.

Just under 2 weeks later, on Tuesday 11th March, I was teaching a seminar group when the school director gave a notice that there would be a meeting for all teachers in the next break...but by then, my students were alerting me to social media notifications that schools would be closing in the Olomouc area from the next day - the 12th! And that was the last time I saw my students, face-to-face πŸ˜”

Having hoped that the virus was not such a threat, suddenly, even if it didn't seem to be a direct threat on my health - it was affecting schools (& other aspects of my life, which I'll deal with in another post).  At the time, I think most of my colleagues were under the impression that this would all soon blow over - even some student genuinely believed that after 2-3 weeks of a nice holiday, we'd all be back to normal - but that was not the case.


I had been preparing students for their graduation exams, and also working with some groups of students who would be doing those exams next year. I still had marks to close, and being as I'm more of a conversational teacher (rather than the classical type), I quickly came to the conclusion that something needed to change. I had to find a way of connecting with my students.

By Friday 13th (no, I'm not superstitious! 😜) I was already doing talks with graduation students on Facebook. During the following week, I closed my 3rd marks (also doing some essays) & for the next 2 weeks after that I spoke with every one of my students (100+). I'm not saying this to boast - not only was I 'doing my job', but I was trying to do it in a meaningful way, but I was also genuinely interested in how the students were reacting to this situation. After that, then I had 2 weeks working with the students who would graduate the next year. I worked from school & from home - I tended to discuss it with my wife & I decided on the needs of driving & practicality etc. Room 112 became MY office! πŸ˜€ To begin with, everyone in the building wore masks, but as restrictions have lifted, so have the masks...


Some observations: even after a month, it became clear that there were roughly 3 groups of students - two extremes & one big chunk in the middle. One extreme was the extroverts: this was a killer for them - being confined to home, not being able to see friends, no socialising (all pubs, cafes, restaurants, sports, cinemas - all outside entertainment closed!) - struggling to keep motivated, they were suffering. This hit the relationship types really hard. The other extreme was the introverts: living the dream in their bubble - masters of their own universe - organising their time - this was their moment! In the middle was everyone else, who (on the whole) seemed to be fairly stable & would have days when they missed friends, and days when they could quite happily focus & do what they needed to do.

I didn't come across many 'flakaters' (slackers/time wasters) - though there were some - idling their days away on computer games, but it was a way of staying in touch with their friends 😏. However, I did meet quite a few students who were actually using the time to learn something new, or to resurrect an old interest or hobby. Some became addicted to Netflix & perhaps overdosed on it... Some became nocturnal & changed their sleeping/eating habits. I was also aware of some who were fighting with depression & loneliness 😟.

I also did a short video, then branched out into podcasts, as a way of trying to encourage & motivate my students, which I think it did, judging by some feedback. I had to get out my comfort zone. It was noticeable to me that language teachers were the main ones to take up internet forums/chat to relate with their students - not exclusively, but mostly. The important of language & communication, I guess. But many students appreciated what teaching really is about & even missed school! 😯 I never thought I'd hear such things!

For a long time, it looked uncertain as to if our students would even do their graduation exams - the government seemed to be divided & pussy-footed around a bit, but in the end, from next Monday, there will be some didactic exams, and then from the 15th June, all classes will (hopefully) graduate in their oral exams. I have been quite confident that they would happen, but if I'm honest, I 'd hoped we could have done them sooner...but better late than never 😏.

It will be odd this year, during the exams. Thankfully, we won't have to wear masks! (I will be glad to see the back of them!) However, as it stands, there won't be an opening/closing ceremony (for each class), and not all teachers will be able to congratulate the students when the results are announced πŸ˜”, and certainly there won't be any hand-shaking, hugging etc - though I think students will do pretty much what they want to do! In fact, I'm not even sure if I'll be able to do my day-by-day reports via FB, which has become a tradition...we shall see.

This has been a unique time for everyone, for teachers & students alike, and no doubt for parents of these students.
I'm confident that we have great students who have acquitted themselves very well, in view of the circumstances. I'm not sure we could have prepared them for this, but I hope we have all learnt something from it.
It seems to me that we could change the way we do things, as teachers - this is a theme to be explored another time, perhaps?
I have dearly missed the interaction with my students - at over 60 years of age, I really value their energy & skill in the English language - their wit, humour & willingness to stretch themselves in what is their 2nd language. I'm glad for at least some contact through social media (I also used Zoom & Skype too), but nothing will replace real, live teaching.

As for my lifestyle...well, that will be the theme of the next post 😎

Life during the time of Coronavirus - In the beginning...

It's been  a very long time since I wrote anything here. Hard to give a reason why - perhaps a lot going on & I never got around to writing? Perhaps I procrastinated 😏?
Whatever the reason, I feel it's time to write something, especially having lived through a time in history that pretty much brought some countries to a standstill, and in which nearly everyone's lifestyle has been affected by an invisible & sometimes deadly foe.

I will write about how this time has affected different parts of my life - my normal lifestyle - my teaching - but also how I see things going, not that I'm an expert - you can go elsewhere for that - but there are sure to be consequences...

But, I need to go back to the beginning...

Once upon a time, there was a life before the virus. I had a routine, a certain way of living, of doing things. My wife & I were very happily married - and we still are! πŸ˜ƒ I was very happy in my job - easily the BEST job I've ever had. I loved the interaction with the students - the stories, dialogue, banter & humour, and inspiration. We had already planned our summer holidays for a road trip, involving hiking, around the Scottish Highlands (where we would see some old friends). ISLI 2020 (the best event I've ever been involved in!) was about to happen withing a couple of weeks. In many ways, things could not have been better - really...

Then there were rumours about this Coronavirus - Covid 19 - virus/type/thing. Coming all the way from China. At one time, it seemed so far away...and yet very soon, it was gaining a deadly momentum in Europe - at that time, in Italy, a country with schools involved in ISLI.

If I'm honest, when all this first kicked off, I put together a meme based on characters & quotes from the Marvel-Avengers series...


I think it pretty much summed up what I was picking up from the media about this dreaded infection. All sorts of panic, opinions, & speculation.

And then the Italian schools pulled out of ISLI. Then some U.S. schools in Italy, and other bases around Europe. On Sunday 23rd February, Italy pulled out - by Wednesday 26th February, the leaders of ISLI had to make the momentous decision to cancel ISLI, for the first time in its history. We had no choice but to cancel a project which had involved a huge amount of preparation beforehand, and resulted in disappointing over 200 people.

That was a bad enough feeling - it was a tough week - not the worst one I've ever had, but not one I would like to go through again.
But that was just the beginning...

Wednesday, June 12, 2019

Maturita funnies - 2019


And so, after another year's exams, I've had time to sift through the notes to 108 students to find some gems to share with you; some slips of the tongue, fumbles in the dark for the right word, and complete rewrites of history & geography :) 
Czech Republic is famous for its beer, but have you ever heard of 'Koala beers' & 'Polar beers'? πŸ˜•

You could 'crop a plant' instead of 'planting a crop'? 

One student gave us an excellent example of Czechglish, which he saw in a shop:
'OPEN FURT' πŸ˜‚
(Furt means all the time)
Did you know that in Olomouc there are Baroque mountains? (as opposed to the many fountains that we do have!)

Guinness is a Scottish drink? 😦

Did you know George Orwell is Australian? 

We were also told that one tourist attraction has a 'beautiful point of view' (instead of a viewpoint)...however, I did like this little mix up πŸ˜‰


Interestingly, we still have a topic called 'Czech Republic' - it hasn't been changed to 'Czechia', and to be honest, I haven't met a single Czech that calls it 'Czechia' - it seems to be a word that lay foreigners seem to like to use...because it's one word instead of two? 😏

Hollywood is now a city ...within Los Angeles? 😟
Another student told us about the famous skater...Tony Stark!
...but then she quickly realised that she'd been heavily influenced by the latest Avengers film, and she really meant Tony Hawk πŸ˜ƒ

The 'Eye of London' made another appearance...

We were also told that Shakespeare lived in Avon-upon-Avon...which was probably when Stratford-upon-Avon had floods...?

True story! Apparently, there are some people in Olomouc who have chickens on their balcony...
...but it's not as odd as this one in London! 
You've heard of a Balrog...this is a Balcow! πŸ˜ƒ
I did enjoy one bit of banter in role play during a State Exam, between a student & a colleague, discussing how much money they would need for a holiday:
Teacher: How much money should I take? 
Student: Probably all of it, because I spend a lot.

In another State Exam, a student was very observant to notice the cat sitting in the picture with an overweight man watching TV & eating snacks... "I see a cat in the picture, perhaps it's the man's TV Party buddy?"
In discussing world problems, in answer to 'What is the solution to over-population?', the student replied, 'Have another war.' 
Some students also exude self-confidence, and when finishing her introduction to the State Exam, one young lady said: 'If you would like to know more about me, I’d be happy to answer your questions.' 

And finally, one of my favourite stories was from a student who told us that at one point during his studies, he lived in a hotel room for 6 months. He described is as a wonderful experience to come home each day after school, and to find his room cleaned & bed changed regularly…When he eventually moved to his own flat, it was a bit of a shock to him to suddenly realise, after a couple of weeks, that perhaps he'd better do some cleaning up & change his bed! πŸ˜„

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Weds 22nd May 2019...and the 3rd day finishes - & as requested by KryΕ‘tof KolΓ‘Ε™, here are the details with a bit more style 
The students stormed the bastions of SGO, some armed with knowledge, some flying by the seat of their pants, some overwhelmed with nerves at the sight of the warriors - guardians of the way to freedom. Battle was enjoined - sweat poured freely, nerves were jangled, but the afternoon ended with a hearty rejoicing for the English section, and sighs of relief were echoed in the corridors leading to the dungeons of Maths, and above the trapdoor to Physics...
ALL passed in ALL subjects, and perhaps they will ALL live happily ever after...

Thursday 23rd May 2019 - morning
...and the last morning of the first week finishes...
The pirates of the SGO (Seven Giant Oceans) tried to board the good ship Maturita, as dawn broke. Amed with cutlasses of sharp tongues, and some with even sharper wit & intelligence, and with daggers of trusty knowledge, they thought they might find the whole crew sleeping...but no! The valiant crew of the good ship Maturita were alert, and their cannons were loaded with tricky questions - one pirate found some biological seaweed on the deck, and threatened to slide off into the oblivion of deepest failure to the bottom of the sea, but bounced off another faltering pirate to safety...another found their match with the German crew member and was lucky to escape with all limbs intact...but sadly, one pirate fell overboard, and the deadly ZSV (Zombie Shark Viper) swallowed them up for it's 2nd feed of the week πŸ˜’...
However, the rest of the pirates made off with the booty that they sought, and sailed off into the distance with Maturita gold and doubloons...ah-haaarrrrr, me hearties!!


Thursday 23rd May 2019
...and the last afternoon of the last day of the first week of Maturita has finished...
Once upon a time, there lived some clever students in the land of Preparation, and they grew tired of the endless routine of preparing for this, and preparing for that, and preparing for whatever...although one or two loved to hang out in the nearby enclave of Procrastination. 
Then one day, they heard about the wonderful land of Get-a-life, where people did real things, which didn't involve studying & creating endless cheat slips for subjects that didn't concern them at all...oh, how they longed to go to Get-a-life!
But they were warned by a wise old man & woman (who also happened to be teachers of some kind...), that to get there, they had to pass by the land of SGO - also known as Students Get Out...the tales of this land terrified the poor students - tales of fearsome bone-breaking-crunching giants, wizards who cast awesome spells, and the frightening ZSV dragon... (Zoological Stupendous Vecordy - yes, that is a new word for you! ☺️☺️) - but they so much wanted to get to Get-a-life, that they studied even harder, kissing goodbye to Procrastination, and determined to leave the comforts of the Land of Preparation...
So, the day finally, came - and interestingly, it was today, and they went to the land of SGO....one student trod on the dragon's tail, but thankfully, he was fast asleep, having dined already on 2 unfortunate students...and one student tried to engage the Czech Ogre in some dodgy bedtime literature, but the Ogre became bored, and fell asleep before crushing the trembling student...but the rest of the students were SO clever on this glorious afternoon, outwitting the wizards of language, and the pixies of Geography & History...They fled the land of SGO, and headed for the wonderful land of Get-a-life...
But wait! The wise old man & wise old woman had not told them everything...there was a twist in this tale...they had neglected to mention the Void of University, where greater horrors than those survived today, do roam....
But that's another story... 

Monday 27th May 2019 - morning
...and the first morning of the 2nd week is over...to the tune of Baby Shark 
4A passed...do-do-do-do-do-doo (repeat 2 more times), 4A passed (but a little splash in Czech, Czech, Czech, Czech, Czech, Czech!)
4B passed...do-do-do-do-do-doo (repeat 2 more times), 4B passed
8B8 passed...do-do-do-do-do-doo (repeat 2 more times), 8B8 passed!!
Run away, do-be-do-be-do-be-do (Frank Sinatra) (repeat 2 more times) - RUN AWAY!!
SAFE AT LAST!!! 
Well done, everyone!










Monday 27th May 2019
...and the 'weather report' this afternoon's Maturita exams, was it the miserable drizzly depression that some students (and perhaps one or two teachers πŸ˜€) were forecasting..? Let's have a look...
In English there were lots of sunny spells, and a couple of students breezed through very freshly, and pleasant temperatures were enjoyed by everyone.
In Czech language, it was also a very amiable afternoon, with temperatures ranging from the low 20's, even to the high 20's.
Maths was mixed conditions, with moments of clear vision & clarity, but one or two periods of foggy spells, which soon lifted, to some student's relief.
Biology enjoyed a superb afternoon, with only one little cloud threatening to rain on the parade, but it passed without incident.
Physics also experienced some varied atmospheric conditions, as one would expect - some highs & lows, but nothing to worry about.
The rain in Spain didn't arrive, and it was pleasant time, with just a slight chill.
Geography & Art & I.T. were a walk in the park, enjoying the brilliant sunshine.
Social Sciences looked like a grim front moving in, but thankfully the threatened storm failed to materialise.
Chemistry enjoyed some warm temperatures, with only one brief drop.
All in all, it was a gorgeous afternoon, nowhere near as awful as some nay-sayers predicted, and it can be said that the future for many students is so bright that they have to wear shades 😎

Tuesday 28th May 2019
Word up...
Mr E is in da hous wi da Maturita newz 
English was just excellent, dis is ow itz meant to be
2 b or not 2 b, the Czech literature guyz got wise, only a couple sweated for their lives
ZSV - da thingz about da world, enough to make some hairs curled, but dis day all prisoners escaped
Maths added up to number ONE, all the other numbers gone!
Biology wiv itz plants & bitz, was eazy peazy
Chemistry had some good reactions, but not as good as Maths & itz fractions
Spanish - hasta la vista, made someone's day
IT pressed all da rite buttonz
Geography had places to go - like the mountain topz
History repeated itzelf, again, and again
Datz da newz - dis iz de end
Mr E'z goin', goin', goin'....GONE!

Tuesday 28th May 2019
...this afternoon's Maturita exams loomed dark & foreboding. The skies darkened & the rain fell as the students wandered into the depths below, into the vast cavernous halls & corridors of Moria - the deep places of the teachers knowledge...for a while, the students walked carefully, with their lamps of knowledge, casting shadows on the questions that were arrowed at them in the dark...some reflected the light of joy as they found their way through some difficult obstacles...
Those gifted with a knowledge of the ancient tongue of men fared well, and found precious treasures...
Historians, and those blessed in alchemy & the ways of men, plants & beasts also found good fortune...
Those speaking the tongues of the Huns & the Moors were able to break the spells of those tongues.
Those who studied the ways & politics & philosophies of men found joy & danger, but were equipped with the enchanted shields to protect them from fatal harm.
Of those who had the maps showing the secret paths, one moved swiftly through to safety...but another so nearly fell into the Chasm of Doom, but managed to hang on by the skin of their teeth...and survived...
But in the deep darkness, something stirred...the Czech Balrog!!! Aie-aie-aie!!! Some ran uttering curses to freedom, others stumbled & sought refuge in the bowels of their memory, and survived...but one did not  With no Gandalf at hand to help them...they did not pass 
And the Physics Troll was in an equally murderous mood...one managed to flee, but another discovered that the law of the Physics Troll cannot be broken...and perished... 
Here endeth today's saga...many continue to the Fair Havens beyond Moria...but for a couple...like Gandalf, they shall rise again

Wednesday 29th May 2019 - morningW;
...and this morning's events at Maturita...
Yee-hah! Well, the SGO students went a-huntin' today fer Maturita trophies to stick on them thar walls...
They were a-rootin' n' a-tootin', guns blazing - they took the English moose down - Maths raccoons were busted - the History wolves darn near took one o' them when they done wandered from the track, but they got off...
The Geography, Art & ZSV coyotes were nippin' at their heels, fer they surely smelled blood...but the hunters stayed together...
The Biology deer was caught in the cross-hairs & went down - students wuz happy as a lark...
The Physics pheasants were flushed out, shot down a-flyin'!
It seemed such a beautiful mornin' - corn as high as an elephant's eye! Whoopie-do!!
BUT...them darn Czech buffaloes came a stampedin' - n' one poor critter got crushed...  Bit the dust...gone to the happy huntin' grounds in September... 
But the rest of them students rode off into the sunset, a-hollerin' & yeehahin' 😜


Wednesday 29th May 2019

...and the results of this afternoon's Great Maturita Bake Off at SGO... 
The students & teachers got together & served up some interesting dishes...Chemistry provided a fragrant & very smooth soup, Physics served up a couple of finger bites, though there was an edgy taste to them...Maths delivered some succulent steaks which were really well done, though a couple were under-cooked, though still edible...Czech language was a very juicy chicken in a rich sauce, though it caused a tiny bit of indigestion for one student...Biology served up an absolutely scrummy apple pie, with lashings of cream...Art provided some local cheese, which wasn't to everybody's taste...there was still room for a spicy German sausage, with added mustard...for those who were still hungry, ZSV & Geography combined to offer a delightful ice cream & fruit sorbet, though not everyone liked the kiwi fruit so much...there was then coffee from History, though opinions were mixed as to the quality of the beans involved in the brewing...and last, but certainly by no means least, English provided a Death by Chocolate Cake - everyone enjoyed the chocolatey bits hidden in the sponge, though one or two found it a bit heavy after being filled with all the other goodies that were on offer this afternoon.
All in all, a very satisfying afternoon, where students & teachers alike feasted well, and all went home with a smile on their face 
Well done, everyone!


Thursday 30th May 2019 - morning

...and the last morning of the final day of the Maturita exams has finished... 
"Not my cup of tea," was a regular phrase today, as the students entered the Cafe Bar SGO & perused the various educational beverages that were on offer, served with panache & bottle juggling skill by the teachers.
A few decided to take their favourite tipples neat & smooth & went off, drunk with their success 
Some decided to mix their drinks & therefore enjoyed (or endured) mixed fortunes - maybe one shot too much & they became heady with success, but then things went fuzzy... 
And a couple went for the dangerous cocktail, mixing facts, fiction & sheer desperation, with a slice of lemon (or luck, depending on the flavour ), and survived a wobbly moment of blurred vision, but thankfully didn't vomit any nonsense up...
And so everyone passed to get some proper refreshment...!!! 
So, nobody went bottoms up, so we can say a hearty 'Cheers!' Enjoy the sweet taste of success, that comes bottled up from SGO - a vintage & mature flavour, with just a hint of the aroma of stale chewing gum, which some left under the desks! 
Well done! Mr E


Thursday 30th May 2019
...and for this afternoon's final Maturita results, we join Flight SGO-4AB8B8 as it descends to it's final destination...
"Good evening, this is Captain Everill speaking. After a little turbulence this morning, we managed to hold a smooth line as we crossed the mountains of Difficulty, and the valleys of Self-Doubt, and we enjoyed splendid views of the River English, as it flowed fluently through the beautiful landscape - though some of you might have noticed one or two meanders, before it joined the River Czech in a tremendous confluence, which resulted in a very impressive spectacle.
Myself & the crew made sure the Maths & Physics all added up, and the rest is History.
The cabin crew were alert to any dangers, but in the end, time flew and before we knew it, what was distant on the horizon for so long is finally within range.
We're about to land, and all that remains for me is to congratulate the passengers of Flight SGO-4AB8B8, and to thank you all for giving us your full attention during the pre-flight safety drill, which has ensured your safe & successful journey.
On behalf of myself & the crew, we wish you all a pleasant life in the land beyond SGO, and please remember to take all of your belongings with you when you disembark.
Bye for now." 





Teacher SGO

Teacher SGO