Well, it's been a long time coming, but finally (thanks to a couple of quieter days because of entrance exams), I have been able to compile a collection of the more amusing, even surreal answers, to some of the Tests that were given by me to 3rd/4th year classes back in Jan/Feb 2013. Hope you enjoy them!
Mr E
FUNNY
ANSWERS TO TESTS Jan 2013
5
Current threats to the environment -
Oxid
rain?
Unforestation
Czech
politicians – they are a threat to everything except their wallets!
Exhausted/exhausting
fumes
We
have four period of year – spring, summer, autumn, winter.
Bungalow
-
It's
a house which you have when you are tired of city life and you want
some peace
Bungalow
is a house without floor
It's
a house on the water
Detached
House -
It
is a house which has two front doors
Terraced
House -
It's
a house which neighbours look the same.
It's
a house with a terrace
A
type of house where is more stairs
It's
a big house which it have many front door
Bedsitter
-
I
put a glass of water on my bedsitter
It's
a type of flat, but bigger
It's
a house which stay in suburbs, not in town
Small
table next to the bed
A
type of caravan where it is possible to live...
Somebody
who sets the bed
A
woman or man who looks after your child when you need someone to do
it.
Someone
who is a couch potato, you are bedsitter who do nothing.
It
is something like a sofa.
It's
the main room in our house, flat – we can watch the TV there or
spend time with the family.
It's
a peace of furniture where people usually stock some smaller clothes,
blankets, etc.
Hamlet
-
A
local theatre is situated in the hamlet of this village
Masterpiece
– author, William Shakespeare – theatre play :-)
I
visited a theatre because they played a Hamlet. Hamlet was written by
Shakespeare.
Very
famous book from English authors.
It
is an old building and the family live in the hamlet lot of
generation.
It's
a place that people living in many years ago.
The
person who is interested in nature and growing.
Hamlet
is some permanently inhabited house which stands alone.
It's
a place around the village. Fresh air, nature. I really like our
hamlet in our village.
Lodger
-
It
is place like balcoon (balcony?)
A
person who lives in the lodge which is a small, usually wooden house,
where a lot of people spend their weekends.
Landlord
-
It's
part of a place
Poacher
-
I
don't know it certainly, but is not it a wild pig or something like
that?
It
has some connection with a plant. Maybe it can be the upper part of
some plant?
Person
who hunts and kills people for meat, fur, and so on...
Thaw
-
It
is a part of the animal body but I don't know which one
A
part of a tree
The
part of an animal's body
Severe
-
It
is part in every bigger city, it is system of canalizations
Recipe
-
That
I say something nice about the product
Paper
where are information, or where doctor write some kind of medicine
Paper
when we have a goods what we need buy in shop
Something
what tell us how to do something
Paper
what you usually use to get a pain killers
On
the back side of T-shirt
Something
that we need when we go to the shop
Descripe,
how you should anything thing
A
piece of paper who I got if I buy a present
Receipt
-
A
paper where are advice
A
piece of paper where is writing how is made of
Something
what we do to know what we'll do
Some
manual for cooking
Peace
of paper hanging on clothes in shops showing us information about the
clothes
For
cookers, it says what you need to cook something
Small
thing on clothes with symbols for washing, ironing and size...
Guarantee
-
Something
that we have, it's good for us, because we can do it easier
Prescription
-
A
paper which shows you how to use the thing you bought
A
pre-description
Boast
-
The
act of making something bigger - “She had to boast her storing
place, so it could accommodate all her new clothes.”
Unprecedented
-
It
can be unprecedented person who cannot do the right things, we
shouldn't follow her in his or her ways.
Leak
(context of environment) -
It
should be everywhere, but in the context of the environment we
probably speak about ozone leak. It is a big danger because a bad
sunshine can comes here.
Nature
more where is watter.
Landfill
-
It's
a person whose live in a flat and pay for it to landlord.
It's
some part of atmosphere.
Stationer's
-
You
can buy toys here.
I
guess that it's something like one shopes containing something of
each other shops (you can buy parfumes, some biscuits, napkins) –
just everything.
Greengrocer's
-
In
this shop you can buy some things for your garden, like some shovels,
hoes, baskets, saws, or seeds and flowers.
A
Stall is -
A
corridor in a shop with shelves with goods
Well,
I have no idea mm
A
D.I.Y. Shop is -
Art
shop. This shop visit young people.
Mugger
-
Something
like a theft, but bigger (like in a bank or house).
Explain
the following terms in detail:
Living
rough -
Not
good life.
Thick-skinned
-
Somebody
have problem (like Wayne Rooney) that his hair are thin. He wants to
have beautiful wavy thick-skinned hair. Like Jimi Hendrix.
Incompetent
-
Someone
who doesn't like competitions.
